The Setup
So the joke starts like this: “What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s...” and ends with some pun on Emilio Estevez’s name. Trust me, it’s hilarious.
This particular joke genre was started by Eric Anderson.
The List
Here’s a compilation of Estevez jokes that I like and have collected. Click the head to see a given punchline.
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s having sex with Charlie Sheen?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when his mom’s really mad at him?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s experienced a particularly traumatic event in childhood?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s working out?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s sad that all his children have left for college?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he can’t fit into his little sister’s pants anymore
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s elected to the U.S. Senate?
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What is Emilio Guess-tevez?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s making out with girls in high school?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when he’s taking a nap?
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What do you call Charlie Sheen’s brother when Alfred Hitchcock casts him instead of Cary Grant?
Got a Better One?
Let me know about any new developments in the exciting field of Estevezology. If I like it, I’ll post it here and give you credit.
