Emboldened by my last foray into custom t-shirts, I have designed another one. This requires a bit of back story. I have a somewhat dark/sarcastic humor whereby I get it into my head that being creepy can be funny. This gets me in trouble with people I don’t know, like strangers on the Internet.

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Anyway, I have a running gag where I lust after my friends’ sisters. In general, I find the protectiveness of brothers to be funny. Perhaps because I don’t have any sisters myself.

In the context of this joke, sisters are hot by virtue of being a sister to a friend of mine. Friends of mine that happen to also be sisters do not count. There needs to be that creepy level of indirection. Thus, a friend’s sister that I get to know ceases to be hot, per se.

I’m offering the original SVG file so that you can make your own shirt guaranteed to induce at least one beating or your money back. This one is also licensed under a CC Attribution-ShareAlike license.