New Year’s Resolution

My New Year’s resolution is to be less uptight. My first project is to drink more (i.e. at all). That has been going OK. I find that I don’t really like the taste of alcohol, so girly drinks afford me the least hassle.

I haven’t really gotten drunk yet, though I did drink enough wine at New Year’s to feel a little less coordinated. Unfortunately, I didn’t knock anything over, and people weren’t noticably more attractive. If at first you don’t succeed…

I’m looking for further mores to break down. Maybe I should smoke some pot. Go swimming with jellyfish. Bungie jump. Hug people more often.

If you’ve got some illing, let me in on it. Now is a good time to convince me to do crazy stuff. Anyone got some orgies scheduled?

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