This is just foundation work for any future insanity pleas I want to cop. You know the song “You Spin Me Round?” For some reason, my mind always turns the lyrics:

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

Into:

You spin me right round, baby
Right round like a red-headed
Stepchild ground pound

Which is only really intelligible if you know some odd references (Beavis and Butthead and recent Mario games), let alone mean anything. I only find it notable because it is so consistent. I can’t even think the correct lyrics straight.