♣ So old that the delightfully symbolic is comfortably familiar, ♠
♦ Playing cards are the Everyman’s Everygame. ♥
♥ Cerebral, twitchy, or drunken; amassed or singular; ♦
♠ All you need to start a game is a name! ♣

In all seriousness, I’ve renewed my appreciation of playing cards. But surprisingly, I’ve been having little success aggressively pushing a game of Canasta on my friends at every opportunity.

Also surprisingly, many of you don’t even own packs of cards. You fuckers are getting care packages.