Choose Your Own Rap

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As you enter the classroom, you sit next to your visibly-excited friend Kanye. Immediately, he says, “I met this great girl at a beauty salon the other day. Now I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger, but let’s just say I’ve never seen her with a broke nigger.

“Once, she got liposuction with her child support money. And she’s always dropping bling like Louis Vuitton bags. She takes my money when I’m in need, but I still love her.

“Have you heard anything about the rumors that she used to fuck Busta or Usher?”

If you tell Kanye she’s a gold digger, turn to page [23].
If you tell Kanye she’s not a gold digger, turn to page [12].