Guh. I’m an idiot. While walking to the bus this morning, I fell on some ice and onto my elbow. Nothing big, just a small fracture on a bone no one likes anyway. But it still hurts bad. 🙁
So I have a sling now. And Percocet.
As a result, my right arm is out of action for at least the weekend, which makes me sad because I had scheduled a lot of masturbation. I kid, I kid!
No, but seriously.