Man, I hate this song. The radio station that kicks in when the morning alarm trips has a habit of playing it.
I thought it was a new thing that the radio station invented, it was so god-awful. Something they came up with on a shoe-string budget. Something crafted to grab your attention long enough for you to reach the radio, but that would cut out right before you could reach the power button.
Then I heard it in a store. Looking it up on Wikipedia suggests that it’s been around since 1960, and that Rachael Ray put it on her Christmas album (natch). Sigh.